05 August 2011

Seattle Attacked from The Air

Central Seattle was the victim today of a series of sorties by the most expensive and deadly military hardware in the world.

The extremely low combat maneuvers are designed to frighten and pacify enemy nations. They are performed over residential areas only one time per year, with Seattle being the lucky exception to the strict aviation regulations. No bombs were dropped by the deadly warplanes this time.

While many people interpreted the fear generated by the terror machines as life threatening, it turns out this was just a Soviet style propaganda exercise reminiscent of columns of tanks passing the Kremlin in parade.

The ostentatious display of expensive military hardware was specifically designed to give Americans, especially liberals in Seattle, a warm and fuzzy feeling about war and imperialism and to make them feel happy about spending 70% of their tax dollars killing and subjugating people around the world.

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